Monday, May 28, 2007

Bitches in the back looking righteous, in a tight dress, I think I might just..... Party and Bullshit....







Megabeeps says:
ok lets start this up...maybe we should explain what we are doin on this post
vandal... says:
well, that sounds like a good way to start it
vandal... says:
just tell them we are colabo'ing...

Megabeeps says:
done. so lets start on friday..juice turns 20 sumptin?
vandal... says:
sure.... say something like ... "fuckin, we went out for juicesss birfday!"

Megabeeps says:
Chris b peaced out on his bill in celebration of juice getting older
vandal... says:
...i'm confused
vandal... says:
aaaaa fuck ya, now i get it

Megabeeps says:
now that you understand how this works i'm looking at pell.
vandal... says:
i love that goofy bastard
vandal... says:
talk about how cute he looks all clean shaven

Megabeeps says:
what about his eating habbits
vandal... says:
yah fuckin sloppy joe over there...

Megabeeps says:
were these black people there for juices birth dinner?
vandal... says:
haha naw, thats scoops and his lady...
vandal... says:
i dont know who invited that walrus tho
Megabeeps says:
ha. high fives?
vandal... says:
... i hope i dont have to listen to matt jacking off later
vandal... says:
yah that furry little bastard was represbrenting
Megabeeps says:
what was the deal with the photo you took of the southern?
vandal... says:
i think its pretty clear, TAKE A SHOT BITCH!
Megabeeps says:
matt said you take to many photos of beer cans and bottles
vandal... says:
fuck that up the bum.
vandal... says:
i like remembering what i was drinking
Megabeeps says:
its funny you paid money to goto art school but i'm actually the good artist in this relationship
vandal... says:
: ( ... S the D
Megabeeps says:
wtf does that mean?
vandal... says:
suck the dick.... its terrifying how life like you captured darren
Megabeeps says:
that one was my best..the one of you and matt were still good tho...you look chineese
vandal... says:
yah whats up with that, i thought i was metis...
Megabeeps says:
didnt you work with lu-lu lemon before?
vandal... says:
shit ya, i was a "spokesperson"
vandal... says:
ok ok, where are we... i'm lost
Megabeeps says:
matt with that headband
vandal... says:
how gay does he look..
Megabeeps says:
very..good segway into that party at desire for g.love mag launch
vandal... says:
ha yah, how appropriate... i'm pretty stoked on that mag
Megabeeps says:
party was subpar if you ask me
vandal... says:
eh it was sort of what i expected.... arty farty
vandal... says:
pretty hype'd on Nihad tho
vandal... says:
Megabeeps says:
thats you deal..no?
vandal... says:
eh fuck art, lets danse'
Megabeeps says:
blonden versus burpee?
vandal... says:
this massage i'm getting is ruling.. we should hire this secritary full time...
vandal... says:
... i'd take blonden anyday
Megabeeps says:
your beez got my foood..shes an asset to this business
vandal... says:
uploading this video is driving me banana's!!!
vandal... says:
dane made me and jed a new shot... "the oil change for a broken down golf cart"
Megabeeps says:
danes only working friday nights now so hes gonna start partying on weekends
vandal... says:
i cant wait to party with danger!!!
Megabeeps says:
i was pissed when i saw that small pic and he had the same kicks as me
vandal... says:
johnnys got more shoes then most woman
Megabeeps says:
rene looked good at that moxies party
vandal... says:
if renee was greek she'd be beezious maximus
Megabeeps says:
notice i didnt laugh...cuz that was not funny
vandal... says:
haha
vandal... says:
tony and scottie looking like queers is tho
Megabeeps says:
k look at that pic of those kinda punk or hardcore or whatever the fuck they are..
vandal... says:
i think they are retired hardcore babes?
vandal... says:
when i talked to tony tave he sounded like a tard
Megabeeps says:
haha i know you mentioned that earlier
vandal... says:
romendetta was wearing that glove not to keep his hand warm, it was to protect his beer from getting warm
Megabeeps says:
i'm pissed that demo got rained out...whos this bro in a nwa hat?
vandal... says:
i dont know, he was just lurking outside the bar, i cant decide if he was ruling or blowing... natasha said she knows him
Megabeeps says:
matt passes out hard when he drinks..
vandal... says:
funny thing was i passed out the same way up stairs
Megabeeps says:
so i guess the "dak" haha is done
vandal... says:
haha yah man that hole is retired... and not a moment too soon
Megabeeps says:
my neck is still killing me
vandal... says:
i just got a killer massage
vandal... says:
... erin's a mega beez by the way
Megabeeps says:
i really want a beeeeezzzie fuck i hate being single
vandal... says:
tell me about it, i cant decide what i want tho
Megabeeps says:
i know what i want
vandal... says:
i think everyone knows what you want
Megabeeps says:
haha... fuck!
vandal... says:
matt's google searches go off, i cant wait to hear back about the cock ring
vandal... says:
... alright where are we now?
Megabeeps says:
haha...darren again?
Megabeeps says:
naw either the pissy pants or the garbage pile up
Megabeeps says:
or condom
vandal... says:
haha miss pissy in the bushes pee pants.
vandal... says:
that apartment is discusting right now
Megabeeps says:
hah i peeeeaced early that night
vandal... says:
yah you were partied out... i had to represbrent for ya
Megabeeps says:
haha...ya well done from what i heard
vandal... says:
haha
Megabeeps says:
i had a more mellow weekend then the ush
vandal... says:
yah ... i'm due for one of those
Megabeeps says:
i missed the spitting in the apartment tho
vandal... says:
man she was spitting on everything!
vandal... says:
... kinda hot tho
vandal... says:
jed was bummed we drank his golschager
Megabeeps says:
haha jed doesnt care bout nanything but his beez
vandal... says:
shes a pretty rediculous beezee tho
vandal... says:
and i think it was her goldschager
Megabeeps says:
ahaha ah well...lets move into your love for cruise night]
vandal... says:
jesus christ marta is going off!!!
vandal... says:
yah man.. i love ZIPIN BY... queers
vandal... says:
do you realize we have been blogging for like 6 hours
Megabeeps says:
haha i know my eyes hurt
vandal... says:
shits getting blurry
Megabeeps says:
so someone had a little sleep over last night...so you know what photo i'm looking at haha
vandal... says:
haha the one where he's getting a little grabby
vandal... says:
scandalous....
Megabeeps says:
haha too far...fuck it lets look at the j. redbull duder
vandal... says:
i love a johnny redbull party
Megabeeps says:
ya mang...
vandal... says:
is it werid that we are like 5 feet from each other and we havent spoken aloud in like 45 mins?
Megabeeps says:
you control this for a while..i'm getting beat
vandal... says:
aaaa i dont know what i'm doing, i dont want to fuck up the rytheme
vandal... says:
its almost at the end
Megabeeps says:
eeerrgh
vandal... says:
c'mon it took me like 4 hours to upload the photos
Megabeeps says:
ya true that
Megabeeps says:
ok ok
vandal... says:
back to business.
Megabeeps says:
i'm skipin down to carly eatin mini burgs
vandal... says:
k word
Megabeeps says:
smoke first tho then mini burg
Megabeeps says:
ok good break back to the convo
vandal... says:
punched in
Megabeeps says:
ok what photo or we lookin at
vandal... says:
u tell me
Megabeeps says:
you didnt like nicoles kit huh?
vandal... says:
haha the kit was fine i didnt like her shoes
Megabeeps says:
oh yah...i thought she was killing it
vandal... says:
especially when she was munch'n on those dirty burgers
Megabeeps says:
aha no bun tho
Megabeeps says:
just meat
vandal... says:
haha classy
vandal... says:
k where are we
Megabeeps says:
mike smoking grits with his new beez
vandal... says:
yaaa! i'm stoked for mikey
Megabeeps says:
matt pulling down darrahs shirt
vandal... says:
haha, a prelude of thngs to come?
Megabeeps says:
haha sexual harrasment law suits?
vandal... says:
haha at the bare minimum
Megabeeps says:
you feeling my new headband ribbon stee?
vandal... says:
haha yah your taking wearing womans clothing to a new level
Megabeeps says:
haha fuck...better then cock rings as accesseries tho right?
vandal... says:
cock rings are unbelievably next level
Megabeeps says:
the lady with the feet tattoos?
vandal... says:
thats teri-ann funk... her last name is actaully funk, how weird is that
vandal... says:
shes got fuckin tough tattoos tooooo
Megabeeps says:
sooo many misfits t's lately
vandal... says:
theres no such thing as too many misfits tee's
Megabeeps says:
i half agree...there is no such thing as calling in sick to work to much tho
vandal... says:
haha yah i guess that question will be answered tomorrow
Megabeeps says:
fuck. i hate how suz always covers her face
vandal... says:
yah what the hell, shes cute, show that shit off!
Megabeeps says:
i'm looking at the one of matt dancing
vandal... says:
k
Megabeeps says:
no wait the brown dude and the real pale chick? wtf?
vandal... says:
haha that brown dude is one of my bosses and the pale chick is my moms best friends daughter
vandal... says:
their engaged
Megabeeps says:
i thought shane moved?
vandal... says:
i hadnt heard? glad he's back home tho
Megabeeps says:
maybe imwrong then...and more beer bottle photos?
vandal... says:
there was so many beers there, i couldnt help myself
Megabeeps says:
you gotta stop that
vandal... says:
bah
Megabeeps says:
lots of mikey and chels photos this blog
vandal... says:
yah its been a chels, mikey, nicole, erin heavy blog
Megabeeps says:
yah...i aint complaining....whats the verdict on all the black peeps lately...you said earlier you werent so stoked?
vandal... says:
hey hey hey, c'mon now, thats not funny
Megabeeps says:
that flooor was soooo dirty and wet
vandal... says:
man and they were dancing all up in that mess
vandal... says:
dont put that me not stoked on black people thing on, not funny
vandal... says:
eli seemed pretty into it all
Megabeeps says:
that was one of the gnarliest things ive ever seen felt like mardi gras
vandal... says:
man, thats not the first time i have seen those girls party like that, i have a feeling it wont be the last
vandal... says:
... i'm not even gonna say how old that chick in the white is
vandal... says:
mike reis is gonna be stoked, he couldnt wait to make the blog
Megabeeps says:
haha yah he was real quick to jump in front of my camera too
Megabeeps says:
scoops was HYPED on that sk8 t
vandal... says:
fuck ya he was, he's been waiting like a year for one of those bad boys
vandal... says:
i heard it isnt slutty when chicks do body shots off one another
Megabeeps says:
haha i havent been lucky enough to ever try that
vandal... says:
haha i dont know if it would be a good or bad thing
Megabeeps says:
have you ever smelt the lint outta your belly button? i have.
vandal... says:
haha oh christ
Megabeeps says:
stinky...
vandal... says:
i can only imagin...
Megabeeps says:
so i guess we are at our enders now
vandal... says:
aaa thank god...
Megabeeps says:
any shout out?
vandal... says:
this ones for the big baby jesus, dirt mcgirt... RIP son.
Megabeeps says:
nice working with yah
vandal... says:
its been a pleasure.
Megabeeps says:
are you happy i let you join me in this now?
vandal... says:
god damnit yes.
vandal... says:
...i'm too tired to think of something witty.
Megabeeps says:
bah. Well i'll tell the people i love them then.
vandal... says:
hey i love em too
Megabeeps says:
thats better i get the last word!
Megabeeps says:
goodnightvandal... says:
till we meet again..
Megabeeps says:
When nature calls i usually answer
vandal... says:
i let the voice mail get it
Megabeeps says:
haha. bye babe.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Pussy dont drive this ship...Dick do.

Unfortunately Winch has been having some lady problems and when i met up with him at sk8 (now located at the forks!) he expressed that "tonight we just needed a buzzy and some beeezy". Where this would all lead us i could have never predicted.
Side note James and i were fighting but he showed up anyway. You wanna know what the fight was about? i was "being snappy" and on top of that blocked him from msn and was ignoring him. Both untrue. These are two grown men.
this is the text i got from across the table " Vandal - Coffee ana grit now featuring even more black people" With all the table texting going on this girl apparently texted him from right beside him and asked him to either take her pants off or maybe it was the other way around. i dont remember or care but table texting makes me uncomfortable
lady probs slowly fading
The waitress was kinda rude and the service was terrible until the beer gave me heartburn and i think she felt bad. She said that other customers were getting sick from the Kieths on tap and there was something wrong with the batch..however i did not tell that to james and let him drink my pint. He texted me today so i know hes still alive.
movers and shakers a random meeting. Hi.
Slippery Pete on the right. hes the host of amature night at The Zoo on Osborne, this is the place to be every single Wednesday night and what happens next needs no captions or explaining...She thought we were a stag...
"no shots of my cunt" thats all she said.
Missing teeth.Till next time! Love Megabeeps...

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

lesbian nazi eskimo hookers. Your thoughts?


Let the long weekend commence



Birthday motha fucka numero uno



Juice bag numero uno



not a lesbian, a Nazi, Eskimo, or a hooker, but a beeeeezeee for sure.



Eskimo.



"Brent should i get a pylon?"




Has sex with furniture and dances so hard every time i see him at Good Form



Coffee and a Grit now featuring black people



Aaaand BDLs


This is whats keeping all those sweatshops open. i love when children make my shoes. seriously



Former sweatshop employee full time hooker.



shave.



Shaved.



Heeeeeey......Bud.



Kicking over signs. I used to ride my bike down boulevards straight through liberal candidate Kevin Lameroux's election signs. I tore my pants kicking them over once now i just watch




Visit me at sk8 on the weekends please...930 am i get lonely



this inspires text msgs to chels that just say F.Sorry.Vodka.



Merry Christmas.



happy until he got beat up multiple times by more then one person at Bills party.



Chelsea.....




didnt let me eat the button off my pants after i got my underwear pulled down and tried to kick matt in the face.

Then kicked tyspace's ass. BEEZEE

Birthday!
Got beat up as well but it took 3 dudes to take him down.
Making fun of my shitstash?
Aftermath.
Atomic.
Puts up with a reeeeal shit bag... i dont know how you do it BA
Park like setting
Soccer shorts that transform into a skirt to fir the dress code at the 2222222
This was pretty much my diet all weekend and on Saturday morning i even woke up covered in mustard...it was even on the roof of my car....wtf
I hate guitar hero...
Love suzy...and on a side note i watched
her play that game and she is F'n goooood.
JP and the suuuz. thanks for the dogs
YAH! The real birthday boy. I couldnt cheer em up all weekend till i got him some french toast. i did get drunk enough for the two of us anyway.
Beeeeezzeee'z the sequel
See ya next time, love beeps.

Tid bits of a long weekend...

Not much, but something to waste your time with....

coffee ana grit offices...


motivational memos...

we bounced down to the usual booze hole...

jamma was there.

Along with some other of my favourites..



Lindsay!!!!


RAAAAAAAAYTER!!! jesus christ....

party girls...



lee and carla showed up... strangers.


favourite homeboys...


I love maggie...




sigrid likes me....



Drunk.

i stopped at home to see my favourite ladies...


Matts birthday dinner!



Bring on the gay drinks...


Daryl and Harv...




kelly's birthday present...



Brent found a black kid and brought him inside to beg for money... I wish I could say this is a joke.

over to ill Bills!

"I wish I could look like the pringle man..." - cindy

daryl was a tabby in a past life...

More and more hommies kept showing up!





So glad your home...

Beeps and Tyspace were fighting for the spot of center of attention...



Bill was looking pretty N.W.A. ...

The battle continues....


and shit got heated.


and tyspace got a knuckle sandwich...


i wish i could end this a little better, fuck it... this all i got.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Give into what you cannot fight, walk among us.....

Making up for lost time...

The Fallen demo brought out all kinds of hommies...





Cliffy D is all kinds of busted up.

Andrea is all kinds of knocked up.

Art school buddy...

cute girls and a dog that pisses on people...


I got stuck working crowd control so I got this lovely girl run the blogger....

... and fuck am I glad I did

Man, I love these girls.


"I'm not a groupie..."

This is a seriously heavy Danielle blog...

The real JT...

Colin was seriously stoked...

... and so was the penguin...

Jimbo too.

Colin is a gifted skateboarder.

Out of our league...

Representing...

youth gone wild...

runs in the family...

Fuck this store and everything it represents.

Hard at work..

Almost famous...

Pretty girl approved...

Much love and thanks to the lovely miss Danielle Forest for the guest blog.

Dangers my best friend and it was his birthday.

Lovely ladies...

Fuck this guy.

Dusty miller...

Jenna and I decided we are gonna be good friends...

Pauls got a hernia the side of a plum, he showed me. its fucking gross.

young derzy.

Always a good time.

This boy is all kinda fucked up.



The party goes on....


Partied out.












Deal with the devils.

Sweet dreams... Happy birthday Danger, we love ya.


May long came by so we jumped ship...




I was really excited to be there.

Daryl "i'm the wild man" Morals...


went for some grub...



feasting...

Oh by the way Matt and Justin have birthdays coming up.

Party favours...



Baby darren!




The El Grande Homo Libre's....


Girls love showing there tits to booze and boredom...

Killer Kelly likes me only because I have Courtney Love on my ipod...


Thats right, Sk8 slutty gear...


Partied out.



Rise and shine babes...




Till we meet again....

Friday, May 18, 2007

I dont like this post but i love Danger.


May 16Th is the best day in May..for one solid reason.
I cleverly took this photo and used the wine glass to block Forrest cause shes a photo hog. However at dinner she expressed that she needs to get laid real bad with no strings attached..This is her phone number....(number removed)
The motha fuckin reason. Happy frickin birfday Dane!
Has kicked guys in the nuts in bars. Dane's a lucky dude.Hi Jina! First timer
I fucking love this chick. Always looks gooooooood!
Then when these beezies rolled up....dam.
V lick?
If James has a better post then me I'm pissed cause hes fucking sleeping and people are very confused.
Friday May 25.07 G.love Magazine Launch party at Club Desire.
This is the man you can thank. Chels and some homeless dude wearing a lamb fur jean jacket.
Is mos def pushing his denim cock into her ass
Even Jesus himself would say "Jesus Christ you hairy"
I would like take one bloody photo where these two are not attached at the hip.
Sucks...but hes all we have. Next level V lick...I'm getting pissed.
Erbody knows i cant do shots...but apparently straight vodka works for me.
I did not puke. Vodka is the new gin. AH Ders.
End of party..........................Happy b-day Danger!

god damnit.

Aparently there is a minor problem with the blogger server, and due to the fact that i am a mac user my posts are temporarily disabled....
the good news is, when the shit is up and running again you can expect a mega blog...
sorry hommies and home-ettes.
stay tuned for my return!!!!

xoxo.
James.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Grubs and puddle water


This was gonna be our first colabo blog. Didnt happen so you are gonna get 4 blogs with the same shit. But you will look anyways.....Please?



Fallen demo....at the le plaza.

Cain works at sk8 with myself and one time i paid him a 6er to snort Sleepy Time a herbal sleeping remedy. He was not sleepyafterwards.

Has a bussiness degree ladies and wants to borrow your denim. Claims this is his "caveman" face.

Lambo in all his glory....They are talking about fishing.
Homeboy needs to brush his teeth more then once a week

Asked if i saw insert trick here ....
Asked who insert any pro or anyone skating at the demo was. Clueless.
Chris Cole.Dawson will be turning 18 soon and he is gonna finger you.
The only sober barf photo i will ever post.
Seriously stoked

Seriously bored.
Corydon Gordan is retired.

"james blog me blog me" "Let me see" "take it again i look fat"

"Blog me again i look to native"


Dont call me. I wont answer.

Pros come out and the tits come out.

The Chief.

Let her guest blog and she just acts like a fuckin monkey.

Danger. Its his birthday and we partied so hard but you have gots to wait for those photos.

Freya doesnt wear panties.

But Johnny boy does.

Busy busting kids drinking.

Didnt stop me.

Guest Blogger, stay tuned.

Open for Biznass.




Come by for visits.
Chris and Jamie Mospansex...valued team.
Baby Momma.
G is responsible refer to photo above.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Thursday + The Weekend = The Sum of All Beers.


This is funny on so many levels...Now pick one and laugh.

Looks good. Looks berserk
4 good reasons to go to indie night and 1 reason to never leave the house again.



Barfs dancing makes me nauseous and Natasha's makes me aroused.

Pours me lots of beers and gets big tips.



Haircut club


Cute girl downstairs i don't know....
cute girls upstairs i don't know.


Good style is all a matter of opinion.



The Mansion, The Deuce, Soul Survivor.

shish kabros.....
Outta towners.

These poses might look better reversed?


Pointing at your girlfriend....
must be the new thing.




The Birfday girl 2:00am.......and then 2:45am
Jumbo Dave and his mom party so hard.
New shop featuring Johnny small.
This was literally within 2 minutes.
DP looks good rockin cigs i don't know why I'm rockin locks.
Hand out business cards.
Piss on things.

Sunday, Bloody sunday.....






this one is for freya....

Summer holiday vs. Punk routine....

Well its thirtsy thursday once again....
went to get some beers and watched ANTM...



Alyssa what???

Partner in crime...

babes...

tits...

Adi...

Ciggy...

My reading apprentice...

More tits...

Glanders...


I have a new found appreciation for blondes...


next level chicks...

Drunk roomate....

The Dragon....

TL...

baby cousin..

next level....


till we meet again.....

The Quest for the Dirty Burger....

These are the days of our lives...

Margiritas anyone?



chantille does not smell like a BBQ salmon....


Nothing better then rolling down to street to a million friends...




Jef's kit was border line queer but fuck me if he didnt look good...

The PEAR!!!

I dont know what it is, but chicks just wanna get slutty on camera...

This boys potty mouth makes the world go round...

Line em up SON!!!...






The bottomless pit...

DP SON!!!


Line em up coach!!!!!


I love when this girls around....

Export SK8....

Zev Blank.
Age 23.
Intrests: Golf, Finaces, Being Jewish and wearing gay shoes...


Girls with 'tude....


Friday, May 11, 2007

Temporary Hiatus...


We're on a break till sunday, but we're cookin up something good!
Stay tuned...

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Happy Birthday Sid!!!!

When i was in grade 7 which was like 94' i think. Fuck I'm getting old . I got my first real taste of punk music in the form of the Sex Pistols. I never put in my Boyz II Men tape again(well that might be a lie but anyways) it was my gateway into better music, Thanks go out to Jason Dyck where ever you might be. However tonight when you have a beer cheers Sid Vicious who would be 50 years old today if he hadn't had a heroin overdoes at 21 from smack he stole from his ma's purse. Now thats punk!


There's No Place Like Home.....






Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Summer is here, lets all have a beer....

This is the view off my balcony....

Matt stole us a blue bin on a drunken walk home...

Chelseas home and I couldn't be happier.


This is the ONLY local rockstar i like...

If enjoying double iced lattes makes me a yuppie, paint me purple and call me a queer...

They are tearing the shit out of corydon... I fuckin hate street work.

This is the shit that makes life good...

Check out these motherfuckers...






Lauren's OH SNAPPER...

Sarde represents....

Some pretty epic graff has been showing up around the bowl lately...


bang bang says "fuck scene kids."

My temper got the better of me again....

This girl is cute and has more steller tattoos then you....

It was like plus 25 and Ashley was wearing a scarf... crazy girl....

Went by the un-born new shop.... and the homeboys were there....


It was a fuckin shame to cover up some insane art like this... but the session must go on...

I used Dave as a decoy to blog these fuck up BMX'rs...

Hi! I'm Dave.

Colpitz is a fuckin warrior...

Babes....



Havrey is a happy kid these days...

Jimbo rolled up...

...and he brought his stinky hand....

Everyone should have a crush on this girl...

"Duuuuh"

these two were dancing like idiots..

Mart!

Lauren was wearing a slutty dress so she had to tape her tits in...

Guerts got cleaned up and got himself a job....

Ruben....

some slutty things went down...

bed time snack...


Till we meet again.....

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Ray Barbee.


I met Ray when i was in Vegas last year and he honestly is one of the most positive human beings on this planet. He has been in some of the most innovative skate videos and took skateboarding in directions no one had thought possible. He is also a talented musician and has released two jazz influenced albums, I saw him play live and his Cd's are very worth checking out. Basically Ray kills it! Now watch this vid!



Monday, May 7, 2007

True love is in the air....


We all saw it coming, but its finally official!!!
Colin pop'd the question!... and she said YES!!
Congradulations!!!

The Unholy Union...


Aaaah fuck.... these these two idiots made a blog....
Thats right, after careful negotiations Brent and myself have decided to team up.
The consequences of this could either be rather hype or totally fucked....
either way I hope everybody loves it, at the very least hates it.
....

No Rest For The Wicked...


The weekend started off with some balcony beers.

Matt thought it would be a good idea to piss off our balcony.

Stocked up on some party favours.

Got to the party, and the hommies were already there.


I dont know if jello shooters are gay or wicked.

Even the celly's were partying.

The rumours have been confirmed.....

Matt sucks at walking down stairs and paid the price with his ass.

Carnage.

I love this dude. I wish I would see him more.





some very pretty faces showed up....

And off came the shirts...

Natasha showed up with her new set up... aaaa technology.

And unfortunatly so did this queer.


Came home from work saturday to this shit.

The birthday boy.

Mike "I never leave Moxies" Watson.

The Morning After.



What the fuck?! Does this actually happen??





Definatly had my finger over the flash.... fuck you its art.

I ran into a angry dude from calgary.



"say shit son".



Danger got his hustle on....





Shit was getting crazy at the Oakton...






Marta has very sexy feet.

Birthday girl.

Until we meet again....

love.

I FORGOT!

Chelsea is back and she fucking rules.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Things i learned this weekend...


Actually sitting in the dark drinking..

Hates hair and has been intimate with a man who has a "fur dick". Picture a dick wearing a fur coat.Prefers Pepsi over coke.

Might hate me now cause i wouldn't take off my shoes and threw beer in the pool next door.
This bro has three things. 1- a raver necklace, 2- jello laced with date rape, 3- a boner.
Wow.....
This is generally a sexy thing to witness but not when the smell of bbq salmon has been used to describe the smell of one of their vaginas.
"Gay-ming"
When 3 dudes order the same chicken ceaser salad. Its gay.
"Mart just looked at me. I love his fuzzy brown head" -pell
noise complaint #1The noise complaint
One JD one year older..

Karma....


Matt is a menace, earlier we recollected how a few years back for fun we would drive around and throw full cans of coke at cars. Karma does exist and its ruthless...
From the very top of the stairs just like he was at Fun Mountain........."Okay guys now get out so i can wipe his bum" -Chan

Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Out of work....

I guess since the last episode aired its been hard for him to find work....i feel his pain.






James & Matt take the next step together...



I refused to sit in the white stained area, James was proud of himself.

Retirement, Sk8 closes down, and Landon gets one year older.

This man moved away to teach children..

A Las Vegas Vacation = Unemployment

Burger Bar has the most incredible burger you will ever eat, we got the Kobe beef.
We thought we were partying with hookers, Unfortunately they were just cougars.