Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fear and loathing in SOUTH BEACH

When you are traveling down the highway and you spot a casino on an Indian reserve...YOU STOP. Why? Because unlike the regular rules that apply in normal civilization..all bets are off in a place like this....so basically, HEAVEN!



Cashflow: $5 to start. Obviously the ATM machine got hit....twice In heaven someone empties your ashtray after every cig.
And wearing sweats is encouraged.
Bonus Round! Total win: 10.00
Pat Sajak and Vanna White suggested we take....
a cruise on the LOOOOOOVE BOAT! and it paid off in the sum of 50 motha fuckin dollar dollar bills!
The Barn Burners weren't playing but we got advance tickets for next weeks show.
Mango opened a restaurant so he doesn't have to steal Red Bulls from SK8 and sell them to make a living anymore.
I actually think this is a spelling mistake. The waitress rushed us out so she could start her "Friday Night". She lives in Scanterbury..and it was Monday.
Her tip.....was spent on the VLT across from the cash register.Ps. Grand Beach is a ghost town. The people who do reside there at the moment resemble the folks from The Hills Have Eyes. Summer has officially ended.
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