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So the polls are closed. Thanks to everyone who came out and voted. Heres your results.

Street Smokes has?

the worst breath WINNER!
19 (61%)

rippy gitchies
3 (9%)

handsomeness
4 (12%)

jungle tits
5 (16%)

no surprise. Globalopalos.I dont remember what the fuck went down here

TJ Morand

plastic puppies vs real puppiesCHICO

I went to mums to wash gitch. Sister/Porchski aka Hitler.

Sister: "Kims new boyfriend is a paramedic, listen to this story. So there is this guy that lives on home street. All the people that live around him leave him food and drink cause he's poor or something. So the neighbours realize that they have not seen or heard from this guy in about a week. They call the cops to go into his house to make sure hes ok. The cop comes in and sees the dude hunched over in a chair and his head is bleeding and maggots are eating at the infection. The cop calls in a code black which means they found a dead body. Just as he calls it in the guy lifts his head and says "hey what ya want?" He was alive. He got hit in the head and passed out in the chair and his injury prevented him from being able to get up. He was rotting away alive. He also was eating the maggots to stay alive and going to the washroom in his chair. The paramedics came and they were throwing up. It smelt so bad. This happened in WINNIPEG and its going to be in a bunch of medical journals. Crazy huh?"

1:41am. Late sesh = sore morning.

Coffee ana Brent

SHRED.

THE BEST.

So stoked for tonight. You guys are amazing.

Love from coffee/Brent!

Street smokes vs. Coffee ana Grity

If you are experiencing some serious maturity issues with the blog its cause Streetsmokes has been noodling around on here. If you havent already watched this on cousin blog watch it now.
Fuck techdecks.



perkins showdown. from streetsmokes on Vimeo.

Time well spent.
coffee ana streetsmoke

does anyone know how to fix my pants? I have rippy pants and gitch now.

Maturity level: Low

heres a wowa from jammy. So we are on our way to moxies to grab some beers and food before skating the mini pipe last night

and jammington lays this one on the table.

"wanna hear a crazy story?"

yes

"ok this guy's brother from Iraq told him that when hes jacking off he should stick something in the pee hole. He used like a

butter knife or something . I dunno. So the kid decides to use a long string of wax. He sticks the wax in his pee hole and

instead of it coming out it goes inside him. like into his uterus? I dunno. whatever its like inside him. He doesnt know what to do.

he figures it will probably just melt out. But hes in his room freaking out and his parents are screaming for him to come down for

dinner. So he waits a couple days and this thing ain't coming out. It didnt melt at all. Its starting to hurt now and he has blood in his

pee. So he goes to the hospital and they take a look inside him and the wax is in there but it has crystallized now and its sharp

and painful. The doctors are asking questions and the parents are screaming asking what he put in there and he doesnt wanna say

so he keeps saying he didnt do anything. So at this point now it cant come out natural and he has to get surgery to get it out.

He finally tells the story to the doctor and his parents. The parents blame the brother, i dunno man pretty crazy"

Is this a lie? Where did you read this?

"i dunno i cant remember"

Are you saying this as a story but it happened to you?

"You know my buddy Chris Horton? He has the most crazy stories. He had super glue in the freezer and he opened it and it

sprayed in his eyes. They both got glued shut for 3 days. his face was swollen as fuck. He had huge bag sack things under

his eyes cause the tears had nowhere to go. The doctors didn't know what to do. They had to cut his eyes open"

Wowa.

Coffee live from the dungeon.

my homies.

TJ Morand, Jamma, Globa, Brent Jorgy, and myself. We are skating our HEARTS out. These are the best days of my life with amazing friends.



turtle pot pies. from streetsmokes on Vimeo.


all love.  

fuck the "friends" who call and text when all of a sudden you have a mini to skate for the winter. Go FUCK yourselves.

Coffeeanagrit aka Brent.

watch meerkat manor. Now.

every night a new injury equals a new trick. im bleeding and having trouble getting outta bed yet i go back for more everyday.

street smokes melts software with breath like a carny
globinstien. Melting homosexual hearts with his good looks and free movie passes. 6 beers deep.

the best thing ive committed to learning.

coffee ana grit needs street turds to click this

mini juice boxes and cigs

logging serious hours skating mini ramp this winter.....

....hurts like a mother fucker.

turd-ana-biscuit

What does cum taste like....i know you know

So colin is having another party. This is the poster he has for it.

Party.

cng.

Streets connecting and bringing back 95'

so Keewatin st. and Adsum st. now connect. That's major if your looking to avoid taking the long way from meadows to maples. I drove it a couple times and it mos def saves you time.


stop. check this out. Stones Throw is rad and Peanut Butter Wolf knows whats up.

and he's got a full length coming out. Mayer Hawthorne and the County.

check the bside



word!

Happy Birthday to Marky B at the Norwood for $10 ribs and 2.90 beers.

Here's what is up at the Norwood. You eat ribs. Drink cost efficient beers. FREE POP CORN. Watch Titties DEVOUR many bowls.

We were both drunk and he pushed me out of a chair and tried to fight me. Karma cause i was bringing back the smoking indoors thing and it didn't go well/i thought if you were on or in a stage setting you were allowed to smoke. Like real life performers/artists. nope.

only $10

Tyler's version of my united states of whatever was amazing. and i am the real nacho lover.

how would you like a fucking round house to your neck at 50mph? Got faded and made a scene in little pizza heaven about the lack of debit after 1am. It did end up with 2 free slices but i didn't deserve them.

brutal. Guilty all day Sunday.

season 5 of lost new footage.

coffeeanagrit