heres a wowa from jammy. So we are on our way to moxies to grab some beers and food before skating the mini pipe last night
and jammington lays this one on the table.
"wanna hear a crazy story?"
yes
"ok this guy's brother from Iraq told him that when hes jacking off he should stick something in the pee hole. He used like a
butter knife or something . I dunno. So the kid decides to use a long string of wax. He sticks the wax in his pee hole and
instead of it coming out it goes inside him. like into his uterus? I dunno. whatever its like inside him. He doesnt know what to do.
he figures it will probably just melt out. But hes in his room freaking out and his parents are screaming for him to come down for
dinner. So he waits a couple days and this thing ain't coming out. It didnt melt at all. Its starting to hurt now and he has blood in his
pee. So he goes to the hospital and they take a look inside him and the wax is in there but it has crystallized now and its sharp
and painful. The doctors are asking questions and the parents are screaming asking what he put in there and he doesnt wanna say
so he keeps saying he didnt do anything. So at this point now it cant come out natural and he has to get surgery to get it out.
He finally tells the story to the doctor and his parents. The parents blame the brother, i dunno man pretty crazy"
Is this a lie? Where did you read this?
"i dunno i cant remember"
Are you saying this as a story but it happened to you?
"You know my buddy Chris Horton? He has the most crazy stories. He had super glue in the freezer and he opened it and it
sprayed in his eyes. They both got glued shut for 3 days. his face was swollen as fuck. He had huge bag sack things under
his eyes cause the tears had nowhere to go. The doctors didn't know what to do. They had to cut his eyes open"
Wowa.
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