now that i know you can watch mobile porn on the iPhone i have been distracted. No more 30 second clips....that shits got FULL videos! Wowa!


Mr. $8 waters himself


worst grilled cheese.

even worse then the seafood sensation at Subway...a cup of seafood.





Adam watched my shoes when i went in. By watch i mean watched them get taken away by the tide.

Turtle from Entourage was at our hotel.

Maple leafs and barb wire are my two favorite things to ramjam together.

Jungle juiced. She had a British accent before her nap.
I found a sweet outfit. When you come over you get to put it on......
My head is pounding and i need to go wash my sheets. I figured out that my stinky sheets were making my legs stink. I've been told stinky legs are not an alibi.
good night.