"Dear Lumpy Dick Bandit"

The sickness/maturity level of the person who started the text with that has reeeeeeally hit rock bottom. wow is now a WOWA. you know who you are.

Andy Larkin visits
Shows me a new place to watch karate porn. actually.globin globystien is still retarded ly handsome for a retard

Second outta town-er. Chris B Bella stayed home. Pat Lazo did this tho. Chris did this for me. tough duck baby.
wowa x 10000

please interpret

"My buckles are numb and this. Oe's are fukin redux when you have racoon fukin tits! Im fuckin jungly saucy sal!"

coffee ana "poop crater is rammy'd" .im lost.