soundtrack to todays blog:
2Pac - changes
this weeks adventure begins with my fam coming over for my mom and my birthday dinners...
this is my baby cousin cam, he turns 16 in a month, and that would make me old as fuck.
enon - natural disaster
beeps and danger are in my immediate family..
dane and me went to same day care as babies, my mom tells me i was up and walking at ten months old, dane was content sitting on his baby ass being lazy for at least 4 more months... some shit never changes.
the transplants - sad but true
i left the bbq lighter too close to the heat and it caught on fire, beeps tried to save the day and felt the wrath of a small explosion...
his eyebrows paid the price.
dinner time son.
this is my aunty mel.
happy birthday mommy...
Paola - yours to keep
thirsty thursdays hits us again....
pussycat dolls - buttons
this is lindsay, she attacks me every time i see her, before the G n R concert she tackled me and dry humped the shit out of me... shortly there after was escorted out by security.
... deal with it.
i hate el sexyo, but i like these bitches...
matts single and loving it.
dont we all....
Lynard skynard - free bird.
Friday was not only big daws' 18th, it was Johnny and nicoles wedding social..
debaucthary ensued...
wes was andy warhol... and i think warhol is over rated.
i dont know who is cuter... lynnlee
or this handsome devil.
c-bass has a mean shark tattoo.
"blah blah blah" something about not being drunk?
marky b... blah blah blah something very drunk.
happy 18th dawson... look out pussy of winnipeg, here he cums.
dan freaks out if you call him "guy"...
NoFX - fleas (matt was pissed about the lack of punk rock on my ipod, so this ones for you hommie)
Flava flav showed up...
i always seem to get trainor in the same poses... its a good thing shes a fuckin monster beez
ladies and gentlemen, tv's the batchlor's sarah blondin
grizzly kozzy, david beckham and K-fyfe...
the future miss John lugosi...
K-fed.
Mogli... christ.
2dads wanted a new nickname, let it be known he is now known as tampon.
GG Allan.
shawn desmond showed up, and shit really got redonkulous.
landen was dressed up as a filthy drunk.... or was he?
hommies...
"what the fuck cindy! wheres bill?"
not quite your average wedding social...
the future.
Johnny cash - folson prision blues.
i wanted get a serious blog of the husband and wife to be... congradulations and good luck guys!
then i was unfortunatly interupted by this gay shit...
both times i met this chick i was minutes away from passing on the floor... i make wicked first impressions.
my mom keeps mentioning how many pretty girls are on the blog, she also mentions how none of them will date me.
ders takes it too far sometimes...
wu-tang clan - shame on a nigga
beeps has been leaving the office early lately.... i hear he has a case of the marinelli's.
the flaming lips - ego tripping at the gates of hell.
birthday boy #4
young geevzey.
downtown shaun is in town.
i cant wait to see what this bastard gets up too this summer.
the misfits - london dungeon
...here's to another year older...
my mom is a angel, even after like seven years of brithday parties full of drunk fucks running around destroying her yard, she still agreed to let us rage one more time...
love of my life.
its a good thing someone with morals showed up, or we all woulda been fucked... i did hear later this night be puked in ice cream pail.
straight nate, formally active member of the alcoholic community.
later in the evening this mans beez showed up... i excited to see her said "hey tracy!!!" she responded with "gimme a bag, tysons gonna puke in the car"... thanks for coming tracy.
birthday boy #2 , happy birthday colin!
lil red showed up with her new boyfriend and a serious beer bong.
raised fist - knocking on wood.
brads bender near rivals my own... because of which he is one of my new favourite people.
fat joe - my fo fo.
beer bongs and black people... talk about street cred.
the mess finally got a job.
drunk off home made wine... soon to pay the price.
senior roberto dubouis.
the party was rage'n.
every birthday buddy had to take a ride on the GT snow racer... it was a terrifying experience.
echo and the bunnymen - the killing moon
steve is a fucking living legend of skateboarding in winnipeg, no joke. if you dont know, do your homework and pay your fucking respects.
mandatory mike reis.
scoops and the ripper.
check your morals at the door daryl...
usual suspects...
thats all i got for you... if you dont like it too bad, it was my birthday and i was part time blogging and full time partying.
till we meet again...
