my hommies scoops, from work got a new set up... he told me "i'm too fuckin black for anything but white" .... amen.
the rest of this blog is gonna seem random as fuck...
off to the mox for the "lets get naughty-cal" party...
bring on the slutty outfits.
this was matt's first cigar... i still think its hilarious he's as much as a drunk as us now.... straight edge, waste of time.
i am in love with beautiful girls... please jesus, keep makin em like this.
stay tuned for a upcoming epic mike reis guest blog...
allan is the new dishwasher at work, he's as g as mothafuckin can be.
B... Z...
the other day at work while severing two middle aged men, they both ordered the same drink and salad, when one commented "oh you know me so well, no wonder we have been partners for so long.." instantly both men faces turned beat red, they look at me and start to yell in a desprite rant to convince me they weren't gay. they told me how many kids they each have, they are both married, and assured me they were just business partners... ya sure queers.
one of the first times i met lynsay she puked all over her friend in the back seat of my hommies car, then she proceeded to puke all over my bedroom floor. thanks lyns.
"hey sheana what are you supposed to be?"
"i'm seaweed!"
"........"
illegal... literally.
this man is in the army reserves and they just gave him a gloc 45... he also has a pending DUI charge.
fuck bad bandanas, fuck polos and fuck this guy and his lack of grasping the concept of "staff party" and "staff prices." Fuck chongos. period.
sidekick.
jesus chirst i love moxies parties.
see ya at keneston!
sunday nights are becoming my new favourite night of the week.
gurry and the wats were there.
making it easier and easier to get drunk every day, thanks molson.
"so what if i'm soooooo fuckin good looking?" b-rad
this is what we do, skate and BBQ...
Jamma's mean machine.
we checked out the sunday night cruiz on the riverboat that the lovely Nikki from lovelife puts on... there were problems with the boat so it didnt really get to pop, but fuck this party has potential to make people drown in the filthy red, go check it out next weekend!
lauren sighting.
a mini dance session occured.
peace mu-fuckas.
xoxoxo.
vandalicious.
