Monday, May 28, 2007

Bitches in the back looking righteous, in a tight dress, I think I might just..... Party and Bullshit....







Megabeeps says:
ok lets start this up...maybe we should explain what we are doin on this post
vandal... says:
well, that sounds like a good way to start it
vandal... says:
just tell them we are colabo'ing...

Megabeeps says:
done. so lets start on friday..juice turns 20 sumptin?
vandal... says:
sure.... say something like ... "fuckin, we went out for juicesss birfday!"

Megabeeps says:
Chris b peaced out on his bill in celebration of juice getting older
vandal... says:
...i'm confused
vandal... says:
aaaaa fuck ya, now i get it

Megabeeps says:
now that you understand how this works i'm looking at pell.
vandal... says:
i love that goofy bastard
vandal... says:
talk about how cute he looks all clean shaven

Megabeeps says:
what about his eating habbits
vandal... says:
yah fuckin sloppy joe over there...

Megabeeps says:
were these black people there for juices birth dinner?
vandal... says:
haha naw, thats scoops and his lady...
vandal... says:
i dont know who invited that walrus tho
Megabeeps says:
ha. high fives?
vandal... says:
... i hope i dont have to listen to matt jacking off later
vandal... says:
yah that furry little bastard was represbrenting
Megabeeps says:
what was the deal with the photo you took of the southern?
vandal... says:
i think its pretty clear, TAKE A SHOT BITCH!
Megabeeps says:
matt said you take to many photos of beer cans and bottles
vandal... says:
fuck that up the bum.
vandal... says:
i like remembering what i was drinking
Megabeeps says:
its funny you paid money to goto art school but i'm actually the good artist in this relationship
vandal... says:
: ( ... S the D
Megabeeps says:
wtf does that mean?
vandal... says:
suck the dick.... its terrifying how life like you captured darren
Megabeeps says:
that one was my best..the one of you and matt were still good tho...you look chineese
vandal... says:
yah whats up with that, i thought i was metis...
Megabeeps says:
didnt you work with lu-lu lemon before?
vandal... says:
shit ya, i was a "spokesperson"
vandal... says:
ok ok, where are we... i'm lost
Megabeeps says:
matt with that headband
vandal... says:
how gay does he look..
Megabeeps says:
very..good segway into that party at desire for g.love mag launch
vandal... says:
ha yah, how appropriate... i'm pretty stoked on that mag
Megabeeps says:
party was subpar if you ask me
vandal... says:
eh it was sort of what i expected.... arty farty
vandal... says:
pretty hype'd on Nihad tho
vandal... says:
Megabeeps says:
thats you deal..no?
vandal... says:
eh fuck art, lets danse'
Megabeeps says:
blonden versus burpee?
vandal... says:
this massage i'm getting is ruling.. we should hire this secritary full time...
vandal... says:
... i'd take blonden anyday
Megabeeps says:
your beez got my foood..shes an asset to this business
vandal... says:
uploading this video is driving me banana's!!!
vandal... says:
dane made me and jed a new shot... "the oil change for a broken down golf cart"
Megabeeps says:
danes only working friday nights now so hes gonna start partying on weekends
vandal... says:
i cant wait to party with danger!!!
Megabeeps says:
i was pissed when i saw that small pic and he had the same kicks as me
vandal... says:
johnnys got more shoes then most woman
Megabeeps says:
rene looked good at that moxies party
vandal... says:
if renee was greek she'd be beezious maximus
Megabeeps says:
notice i didnt laugh...cuz that was not funny
vandal... says:
haha
vandal... says:
tony and scottie looking like queers is tho
Megabeeps says:
k look at that pic of those kinda punk or hardcore or whatever the fuck they are..
vandal... says:
i think they are retired hardcore babes?
vandal... says:
when i talked to tony tave he sounded like a tard
Megabeeps says:
haha i know you mentioned that earlier
vandal... says:
romendetta was wearing that glove not to keep his hand warm, it was to protect his beer from getting warm
Megabeeps says:
i'm pissed that demo got rained out...whos this bro in a nwa hat?
vandal... says:
i dont know, he was just lurking outside the bar, i cant decide if he was ruling or blowing... natasha said she knows him
Megabeeps says:
matt passes out hard when he drinks..
vandal... says:
funny thing was i passed out the same way up stairs
Megabeeps says:
so i guess the "dak" haha is done
vandal... says:
haha yah man that hole is retired... and not a moment too soon
Megabeeps says:
my neck is still killing me
vandal... says:
i just got a killer massage
vandal... says:
... erin's a mega beez by the way
Megabeeps says:
i really want a beeeeezzzie fuck i hate being single
vandal... says:
tell me about it, i cant decide what i want tho
Megabeeps says:
i know what i want
vandal... says:
i think everyone knows what you want
Megabeeps says:
haha... fuck!
vandal... says:
matt's google searches go off, i cant wait to hear back about the cock ring
vandal... says:
... alright where are we now?
Megabeeps says:
haha...darren again?
Megabeeps says:
naw either the pissy pants or the garbage pile up
Megabeeps says:
or condom
vandal... says:
haha miss pissy in the bushes pee pants.
vandal... says:
that apartment is discusting right now
Megabeeps says:
hah i peeeeaced early that night
vandal... says:
yah you were partied out... i had to represbrent for ya
Megabeeps says:
haha...ya well done from what i heard
vandal... says:
haha
Megabeeps says:
i had a more mellow weekend then the ush
vandal... says:
yah ... i'm due for one of those
Megabeeps says:
i missed the spitting in the apartment tho
vandal... says:
man she was spitting on everything!
vandal... says:
... kinda hot tho
vandal... says:
jed was bummed we drank his golschager
Megabeeps says:
haha jed doesnt care bout nanything but his beez
vandal... says:
shes a pretty rediculous beezee tho
vandal... says:
and i think it was her goldschager
Megabeeps says:
ahaha ah well...lets move into your love for cruise night]
vandal... says:
jesus christ marta is going off!!!
vandal... says:
yah man.. i love ZIPIN BY... queers
vandal... says:
do you realize we have been blogging for like 6 hours
Megabeeps says:
haha i know my eyes hurt
vandal... says:
shits getting blurry
Megabeeps says:
so someone had a little sleep over last night...so you know what photo i'm looking at haha
vandal... says:
haha the one where he's getting a little grabby
vandal... says:
scandalous....
Megabeeps says:
haha too far...fuck it lets look at the j. redbull duder
vandal... says:
i love a johnny redbull party
Megabeeps says:
ya mang...
vandal... says:
is it werid that we are like 5 feet from each other and we havent spoken aloud in like 45 mins?
Megabeeps says:
you control this for a while..i'm getting beat
vandal... says:
aaaa i dont know what i'm doing, i dont want to fuck up the rytheme
vandal... says:
its almost at the end
Megabeeps says:
eeerrgh
vandal... says:
c'mon it took me like 4 hours to upload the photos
Megabeeps says:
ya true that
Megabeeps says:
ok ok
vandal... says:
back to business.
Megabeeps says:
i'm skipin down to carly eatin mini burgs
vandal... says:
k word
Megabeeps says:
smoke first tho then mini burg
Megabeeps says:
ok good break back to the convo
vandal... says:
punched in
Megabeeps says:
ok what photo or we lookin at
vandal... says:
u tell me
Megabeeps says:
you didnt like nicoles kit huh?
vandal... says:
haha the kit was fine i didnt like her shoes
Megabeeps says:
oh yah...i thought she was killing it
vandal... says:
especially when she was munch'n on those dirty burgers
Megabeeps says:
aha no bun tho
Megabeeps says:
just meat
vandal... says:
haha classy
vandal... says:
k where are we
Megabeeps says:
mike smoking grits with his new beez
vandal... says:
yaaa! i'm stoked for mikey
Megabeeps says:
matt pulling down darrahs shirt
vandal... says:
haha, a prelude of thngs to come?
Megabeeps says:
haha sexual harrasment law suits?
vandal... says:
haha at the bare minimum
Megabeeps says:
you feeling my new headband ribbon stee?
vandal... says:
haha yah your taking wearing womans clothing to a new level
Megabeeps says:
haha fuck...better then cock rings as accesseries tho right?
vandal... says:
cock rings are unbelievably next level
Megabeeps says:
the lady with the feet tattoos?
vandal... says:
thats teri-ann funk... her last name is actaully funk, how weird is that
vandal... says:
shes got fuckin tough tattoos tooooo
Megabeeps says:
sooo many misfits t's lately
vandal... says:
theres no such thing as too many misfits tee's
Megabeeps says:
i half agree...there is no such thing as calling in sick to work to much tho
vandal... says:
haha yah i guess that question will be answered tomorrow
Megabeeps says:
fuck. i hate how suz always covers her face
vandal... says:
yah what the hell, shes cute, show that shit off!
Megabeeps says:
i'm looking at the one of matt dancing
vandal... says:
k
Megabeeps says:
no wait the brown dude and the real pale chick? wtf?
vandal... says:
haha that brown dude is one of my bosses and the pale chick is my moms best friends daughter
vandal... says:
their engaged
Megabeeps says:
i thought shane moved?
vandal... says:
i hadnt heard? glad he's back home tho
Megabeeps says:
maybe imwrong then...and more beer bottle photos?
vandal... says:
there was so many beers there, i couldnt help myself
Megabeeps says:
you gotta stop that
vandal... says:
bah
Megabeeps says:
lots of mikey and chels photos this blog
vandal... says:
yah its been a chels, mikey, nicole, erin heavy blog
Megabeeps says:
yah...i aint complaining....whats the verdict on all the black peeps lately...you said earlier you werent so stoked?
vandal... says:
hey hey hey, c'mon now, thats not funny
Megabeeps says:
that flooor was soooo dirty and wet
vandal... says:
man and they were dancing all up in that mess
vandal... says:
dont put that me not stoked on black people thing on, not funny
vandal... says:
eli seemed pretty into it all
Megabeeps says:
that was one of the gnarliest things ive ever seen felt like mardi gras
vandal... says:
man, thats not the first time i have seen those girls party like that, i have a feeling it wont be the last
vandal... says:
... i'm not even gonna say how old that chick in the white is
vandal... says:
mike reis is gonna be stoked, he couldnt wait to make the blog
Megabeeps says:
haha yah he was real quick to jump in front of my camera too
Megabeeps says:
scoops was HYPED on that sk8 t
vandal... says:
fuck ya he was, he's been waiting like a year for one of those bad boys
vandal... says:
i heard it isnt slutty when chicks do body shots off one another
Megabeeps says:
haha i havent been lucky enough to ever try that
vandal... says:
haha i dont know if it would be a good or bad thing
Megabeeps says:
have you ever smelt the lint outta your belly button? i have.
vandal... says:
haha oh christ
Megabeeps says:
stinky...
vandal... says:
i can only imagin...
Megabeeps says:
so i guess we are at our enders now
vandal... says:
aaa thank god...
Megabeeps says:
any shout out?
vandal... says:
this ones for the big baby jesus, dirt mcgirt... RIP son.
Megabeeps says:
nice working with yah
vandal... says:
its been a pleasure.
Megabeeps says:
are you happy i let you join me in this now?
vandal... says:
god damnit yes.
vandal... says:
...i'm too tired to think of something witty.
Megabeeps says:
bah. Well i'll tell the people i love them then.
vandal... says:
hey i love em too
Megabeeps says:
thats better i get the last word!
Megabeeps says:
goodnightvandal... says:
till we meet again..
Megabeeps says:
When nature calls i usually answer
vandal... says:
i let the voice mail get it
Megabeeps says:
haha. bye babe.