Actually sitting in the dark drinking..
Hates hair and has been intimate with a man who has a "fur dick". Picture a dick wearing a fur coat.
Prefers Pepsi over coke.
Prefers Pepsi over coke.
Might hate me now cause i wouldn't take off my shoes and threw beer in the pool next door.
This bro has three things. 1- a raver necklace, 2- jello laced with date rape, 3- a boner.
Wow.....
This is generally a sexy thing to witness but not when the smell of bbq salmon has been used to describe the smell of one of their vaginas.
"Gay-ming"
When 3 dudes order the same chicken ceaser salad. Its gay.
"Mart just looked at me. I love his fuzzy brown head" -pell
noise complaint #1
The noise complaint
The noise complaint
One JD one year older..
