Thursday, May 24, 2007

Pussy dont drive this ship...Dick do.

Unfortunately Winch has been having some lady problems and when i met up with him at sk8 (now located at the forks!) he expressed that "tonight we just needed a buzzy and some beeezy". Where this would all lead us i could have never predicted.
Side note James and i were fighting but he showed up anyway. You wanna know what the fight was about? i was "being snappy" and on top of that blocked him from msn and was ignoring him. Both untrue. These are two grown men.
this is the text i got from across the table " Vandal - Coffee ana grit now featuring even more black people" With all the table texting going on this girl apparently texted him from right beside him and asked him to either take her pants off or maybe it was the other way around. i dont remember or care but table texting makes me uncomfortable
lady probs slowly fading
The waitress was kinda rude and the service was terrible until the beer gave me heartburn and i think she felt bad. She said that other customers were getting sick from the Kieths on tap and there was something wrong with the batch..however i did not tell that to james and let him drink my pint. He texted me today so i know hes still alive.
movers and shakers a random meeting. Hi.
Slippery Pete on the right. hes the host of amature night at The Zoo on Osborne, this is the place to be every single Wednesday night and what happens next needs no captions or explaining...She thought we were a stag...
"no shots of my cunt" thats all she said.
Missing teeth.Till next time! Love Megabeeps...